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How Arguments should end!
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"Nothing is a waste of time if you use
the experience wisely."
-- Auguste
Rodin,
French sculptor, 1840-1917
We Is Friends!
Me And You
Is
Friends ..!
You Smile, I Smile .
You Hurt, I Hurt ..
You Cry, I Cry .
You Jump Off A Bridge .
I
Gonna Miss Your E-mails.
*Subject:* Birds & Bees
**Modern Version of the Birds & Bees **
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find
out
anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I
set up
a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
sneaked
into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button,
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male
The rarely photographed Central Florida squirrel. For those of
you out West, this species has also been spotted in Arizona and
California. : )
What happens when you:
1) have nothing
to do
2) own a sharp
knife
3) have a large
lime
4) own a patient
cat
5) drink too much
tequila
6) and You love
football season?
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